8 Increasingly Aware Moments from @tindernightmares

1. Jake believes that the truth is out there:

This is truly and completely insane

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2. Michael is truly concerned with BitCoin’s current instability in trading and its 9.9% decline:

The rise of the cryptobros

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3. George understands how climate change works trumping all recent research on the subject:

I kinda like both these people

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Jan 18, 2018 at 1:11am PST

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4. Jon is aware how elusive the female orgasm can be:

Read this one twice

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Jan 27, 2018 at 9:50am PST

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5. Jake recognizes the health dangers of the Tide Pod challenge:

TOPICAL

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Jan 22, 2018 at 11:12am PST

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6. John Doe is not nuts about almond milk:

No further questions, your honor

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Jan 11, 2018 at 3:38pm PST

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7. Dan has recognized his lack of fiber within his own diet:

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Great opening line. Great work

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8. Xavier has no access to affordable housing because of his appetite for avocado toast:

Is this porn?

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