1. Jake believes that the truth is out there:

This is truly and completely insane

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2. Michael is truly concerned with BitCoin’s current instability in trading and its 9.9% decline:

The rise of the cryptobros

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3. George understands how climate change works trumping all recent research on the subject:

I kinda like both these people

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4. Jon is aware how elusive the female orgasm can be:

Read this one twice

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5. Jake recognizes the health dangers of the Tide Pod challenge:

TOPICAL

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6. John Doe is not nuts about almond milk:

No further questions, your honor

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7. Dan has recognized his lack of fiber within his own diet:

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Great opening line. Great work

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8. Xavier has no access to affordable housing because of his appetite for avocado toast:

Is this porn?

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Ashley Hern

Ashley Hern is the Spring 2018 editor-in-chief of Lariat, the student-run newspaper, as well as part of the editorial staff for Orange Appeal. She is looking forward to a career in public relations, using not only the reporting and writing skills she's learned, but with the leadership skills as well. She enjoys reading, playing with her dog at the beach and watching Sci-Fi movies.

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